It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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