I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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