Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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