didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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