That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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