How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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