It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
there's paper in my vomit.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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