Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Help. Why am I so naked?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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