You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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