Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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