ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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