I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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