Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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