There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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