we're blogging at a bar
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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