Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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