I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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