The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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