i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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