Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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