Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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