Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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