He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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