Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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