p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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