then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I wear drunk well.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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