school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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