there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
