I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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