So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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