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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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