Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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