How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Randomize
