eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize