I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Randomize
