Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Panties = found
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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