Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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