Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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