I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
