The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
