i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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