No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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