Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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