new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
MIDGETS
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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