Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Randomize
