Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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