I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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