took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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