Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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