I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
