i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Blood and glitter go together right?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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